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He is snarky as hell...here's my two favorite examples.

If Comicon were a woman, she would've rode me hard all night, then used those long sexy legs to kick me in the balls just now. Watabitch.

I like to keep a little bit of sexy in my front pants pocket, just in case. If I put it in my back pocket, it looks like I pooped 'em.

TITLE: The Humanitarian (1/1)
FANDOM: Veronica Mars
AUTHOR: vanessagalore
CHARACTERS: Veronica/Lamb. (Don't judge, it's kink.)
WORD COUNT: 6,888.
RATING: NC-17 (please see warnings).
SUMMARY: What if Sheriff Lamb didn't die? Porn with plot, my favorite.
SPOILERS: All of Veronica Mars is spoiled.
WARNINGS: Non-consensual sex, cursing, graphic sex, violence, and perversion. The 'C-word'. Veronica OOC. This fic is intended for readers over 17.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any rights to Veronica Mars. No celebrity endorsement is implied by product placements. I'm clearly demented, read at your own risk.

Beta’d by dragynflies. Any remaining errors are solely my responsibility. Written for kink_bingo.

KINK: HUMILIATION



( 'Look at him up there on the dais. Sheriff Don Lamb, Neptune Humanitarian of the Year.' )