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He is snarky as hell...here's my two favorite examples.

If Comicon were a woman, she would've rode me hard all night, then used those long sexy legs to kick me in the balls just now. Watabitch.

I like to keep a little bit of sexy in my front pants pocket, just in case. If I put it in my back pocket, it looks like I pooped 'em.